Lizard King

Lee: [holding a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi] A present from the Lizard King.
Jill: What if I don't want a present from the Lizard King?
Lee: He'll get mad.
Jill: I don't fall under the jurisdiction of the Lizard King, so I don't need a present from him. You can tell him I don't accept presents from reptiles.
Lee: You can't NOT accept a present from the Lizard King.
Jill: Well I am. Heck, I'm going to wage war against the Lizard King.
Lee: You can't do that!
Jill: Why not?
Lee: Because. . . you can't!
Jill: I am anyway.
Lee: That's awesome!