New Year’s Fortunes
First, choose a one number from 1-13 [no peeking first!].
Second, turn around three times and clap your hands together.
Third, jump on one foot, pat your head, and rub your stomach while saying, “I must look like an idiot right now.”
Fourth, find the fortune that corresponds with the number you chose above.
In 2009 you will…
- Become a MAVERICK & do mavericky things with other mavericks!
- Resign as governor of NY due to your involvement with a prostitution ring.
- Shoot yourself in the leg at a nightclub while carrying your gun in your waistband.
- Shut down the Canadian parliament when they threaten a vote of no confidence in your leadership.
- Drunkenly fondle a Hilary Clinton cardboard cutout.
- Get all your friends to invest all their money with you and then lose it in a Ponzi Scheme.
- Be the star of a YouTube video about porcupine serial killers.
- Be selected as a participant in the next season of America’s Next Top Model and have to pose in a photo shoot with Dick Cheney.
- Leave your career as a supermodel to win Dancing with the Stars.
- Become a Somalian pirate and wear a sick eye patch and peg leg [Arch :) ]
- Get a summer internship at Dunder Mifflin.
- Get married to Joe the Plumber after meeting at one of his campaign rallies [Plumber for the House ‘10]
- Get a drunk dial from Al Gore in which he talks about his new movie “An Incoherent Tooth”.
