October 2009
6 posts
The Gardiner Girls Way of Getting Over Things
(Note, it's witty banter, not the other possibilities mentioned in the following conversation. . . that would just be weird)
Casey: Jill, have you seen my latest Tumblr?
Jill: (who-cares-eye-roll) No.
Casey: You should. It will make you happy.
Jill: Does it involve killing all men except the ones you use as sex slaves?
Casey: No.
Jill: (walks away)
Casey: But I like that idea!
Romeo, Romeo, Where art thou Romeo?
Some excerpts from my homework assignment about my first impressions of Romeo after reading Act I Scene I of Romeo and Juliet:
“Not only is Romeo disgustingly susceptible to the throes of love, but, to give him even less of a back-bone, he is a victim of unrequited love.”
“…Romeo had fallen into a never-ending well of self pity…”
“…his...
Theories of the Day
Writing is a skitzofrenic process!
—Mr. Gustafson
(Algebra) is a course in creative laziness.
—Ms. Bratt
Text Times
Jill: You're making jokes already - a sign that you're getting over your heartbreak!
Rob: NEVER! I'm watching my Big Fat Greek Wedding and eating mac and cheese.
Jill: WE CAN SPRAY WINDEX ON YOUR BROKEN HEART!
Sesquipedalian
(adj) given to or characterized by the use of long words.
Doesn’t that inspire the (possibly incredibly small) part of you that wants to improve your vocabulary?
“You got makeup, Jill got a cupcake - all is right with the world.”
– Mi madre (upon her return from AZ)